The Mini Khan Experience update: wardrobe malfunction

Mini Khan was supposed to come with two outfits, but he just has the ensemble you saw in the previous posts: the Kal Ho Na Ho “Pretty Woman” orange cargo pants (which keep falling down, by the way, joke as you will), t-shirt, and jean jacket. (But if he could only have one outfit, Kal Ho Na Ho “Pretty Woman” orange cargo pants should definitely be a major part of it.)

One outfit? Decidedly insufficient for a major movie star. Today I perused the glittering array of American overconsumption to see if I could find him some more clothes. What I really wanted, of course, was a sheer shirt - maybe there are outfits for a Miami Beach Ken or a Queer Eye for the Straight Guy action figure? Sadly no. I found no suitable outfits for Khan ji. I found some Ken surfer getups, but they were, frankly, lame, and I was over the Malibu Ken thing by about 1983. If someone finds some more suitable outfits, please do add them to his traveling case (by which I mean a cardboard box).

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  1. michael says:

    perhaps mariakaefer will make him a new dress if he is allowed to visit her :)

  2. Anonymous says:

    I will look for suitable Mini Khan attire when I am out shopping this week….

  3. Maja says:

    I have no idea where my old Ken and Barbie dolls have disappeared to, but if I find them, I’ll have a look through Ken’s wardrobe (is Mini Khan about the same size as Ken?). Although I seem to remember my Ken spent most of his time in a surfing/diving outfit as well, so I’m not sure how things will turn out :/

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