breaking news: this just in from the Munich desk
Authorities in Munich called a press conference today to announce an official missing person report for international celebrity Mini Khan. After a successful autumn tour of the midwestern, southern, and southwestern United States, Mini Khan departed from Los Angeles to Germany, where he was scheduled to visit more friends before heading to Vienna for work on his latest film project. However, Mini Khan has attended only one of his scheduled appearances in Germany, and it is not known whether he has been in communication with his European contacts. The last confirmed sighting of Mini Khan was October 5 in Donauwörth, Germany. Still, rumors of his whereabouts persist, and he is thought to have arrived in Vienna, where a black coat thorught to belong to his wardrobe was found, earlier in the month.
Unfortunately officials have not been able to verify this information. Though most recently in Central Europe, Mini Khan is beloved by his friends in the United States. His initial American host, Beth, has contacted American film reviewer Roger Ebert, himself a fan of Bollywood and a hometown boy of Champaign-Urbana, Mini Khan’s first stop in the US, with the hopes that his vast network of friends in the film industry would have heard from Mini Khan since his last public appearance. Hollywood stars Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins rushed to the plight of their Indian colleague, but while their efforts raised several million dollars for Transparent Shirts Anonymous, they were not able to locate Mini Khan. Other American friends are reported to be considering contacting government officials for assistance in what has tragically become an international investigation. “At the very least I could use my state connections to call in the Texas Rangers,” said long-time friend Ashley. “Mini Khan was beloved by the people of the Republic of Texas. Europe needs to learn that you don’t mess with Texas.”
As of this writing, the search for Mini Khan continues. Anyone with information as to his whereabouts should contact Bollywoodbloggers.com. Photographic evidence preferred.
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November 19th, 2007 at 10:54 pm
Noooo! Not the Mini-Khan! Come back to us, MK!
November 19th, 2007 at 11:57 pm
I know he was fine when I saw him last - and there have been eye witness reports saying that he was definitely seen alive and well in Austria.
Let’s hope that his whereabouts will be known to us soon. I will light a candle and probably some joss sticks in the hope that this will somehow help him find a way back (instead of simply help me burn the house down … I should probably stick to virtual candles …)
November 20th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
No reason to panic - Mini Khan is alive and well. Perhaps not exactly alive, but when I left him October 11 in Vienna, he looked quite healthy. But I think the excitement of the OSO-Premiere was a bit much for him, really - so many photoshoots and so many interviews… He probably is just a bit tired. There is a lot of work to do for him in Vienna…